have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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