quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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