And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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