you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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