Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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