: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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