brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
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