Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
you traded sex for a burrito?
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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