85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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