but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
