you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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