Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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