They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
