Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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