So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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