Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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