I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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