I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Are we still banned from the library?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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