Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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