Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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