she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize