she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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