i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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