There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
