Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Do vagina's smell?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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