But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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