i don't like sucking hair
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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