these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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