Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
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