What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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