therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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