if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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