So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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