That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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