and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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