Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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