I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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