I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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