She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Moan for me like Helen Keller
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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