Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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