well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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