you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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