hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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