honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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