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Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
and you fell through a lawn chair
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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