highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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