I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I wish you could order shots online.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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