Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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