week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
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