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(917): View more from New York City

i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany

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(718): View more from New York

Barsexuality is the new black.

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(613): View more from Ontario

i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is

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(503): View more from Oregon

I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.

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(253): View more from Washington

My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"

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(805): View more from California

Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"

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(304): View more from West Virginia

We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?

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(815): View more from Illinois

When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.

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