i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I have feelings that need drinking.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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