I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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