walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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