shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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