i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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