do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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