I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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