I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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