SEEEEXXX PLEASE
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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